chaos never packs light

chaos never packs light
it takes the first available flight
and on the plane drinks 6 margaritas
contrary to medical advice

chaos doesn't bother to be nice
it loses things and burns the rice
and when asked to wash the dishes says "see ya"
and leaves town with its 14 enormous suitcases

stumbling through the airport chaos erases
all the information boards and knocks the sandwiches from their places
chaos unhooks little dogs from their leads
just to see the looks on their owners' faces

that's the kind of garden chaos seeds
and if you ask it to be kinder it just laughs at your plight
and with its 14 suitcases is gone in a thrice