song of further disappointment in the mailbox

when you get mail that is nothing but ads
it's almost worse than no mail at all
sometimes i get such a case of the sads
on the ground to weep and wail I must fall
I went to the mailbox today full of hope
the mailbox looked full at first then it cried NOPE
with my arms full of coupons and similar trash
I walked back to my home my poor teeth to gnash