betteroffbad | what would you do with a clone of yourself? the answer might surprise you

some people make clones of themselves willy nilly
but for me to clone myself would be pretty silly
i already hate hearing the sound of my voice
and with a clone running around doing my laundry I would have no choice
once someone took video of me without my knowledge
and I was so embarrassed I almost dropped out of college
it's a good thing self-cloning isn't mandatory
if it were my life would be a sad story
i'd much rather wash my own dishes and wait for hours at the DMV
than be constantly having to encounter a replica of me