a jarring incident

[betteroffbad]

i jammed a jar into the ground
assupward to the sky
and looking at the jar i found
a strange sight in my eye

jar i cried what have i done
but answer came there none
the sky shrank from its glassy butt
it grew in swagger like a gut

time twisted like a salmon speared
it all looked kind of weird
it slickened like a universe
and then my day got even worse