zeus was a god

[betteroffbad]

zeus was a god who wanted his cake
and to eat up his cake and then eat us
he said to his wife you're more than i can take
and swallowed her bones skin and fetus

zeus felt his poor head beginning to ache
as his daughter grew big and got armored
his whole cosmic body then started to shake
as his immortal brains huffed and harmored

wisdom was born from a petulant dick
and war was the pet wolf of wisdom
there's a moral in that if to morals you stick
and a paradox if you prefer them