I forgave my ghostwriter

[betteroffbad]

I forgave my ghostwriter for stealing our best lines
From authors too famous on Twitter and Vines
Because I'm her friend and our souls are like twins
I forgave my ghostwriter her ghostwriting sins

To steal famous phrases how dumb do you have to be?
She really should run all her working drafts by me
Or at least through a bunch of those translating things
I forgave my ghostwriter her ghostwriting sins

But is my forgiveness enough to inspire her
To do plagiarism a little bit slyer?
Though our books have been chucked into nine different bins
I forgave my ghostwriter her ghostwriting sins

Would it have been different if I could have paid her
To steal and steal better from sources obscurer?
I don't know and I'll never know, so what's the big dinns?
I forgave my ghostwriter her ghostwriting sins