yelp review

[betteroffbad]

We went up the hill on Walpurgis Night
We heard that the witches were feminist
We thought it would be an inspiring sight
To join in with them at their frenziedest

The music was bad and the devil was rude
Some guy stuck a leech to my arse
There was gluten and goat sperm in all of the food
It was all a deplorable farce