your mom wants grandkids

[betteroffbad]

my dude you are adorable
I love you like a brother
but wouldn't it be horrible
if you never made another
look at these gorgeous genes, my bro
your hair all gold and shit
your bones and skin arranged just so
but what's the point of it
if you go down to death alone
just worm food on a plate
my man you have to rise and bone
dude you must replicate
your mom was hot; her hotness is your trust fund
you have to pay it forward; there's no refund