there is a mountain

[betteroffbad]

There is a mountain bigger than a hill
I've never been there and I never will
One time I tried to conquer all my fears
By reading magazines for mountaineers
Instead it had the opposite effect
And all at once I felt a derelict
I brewed a cup of cocoa and sat down
In safety in the middle of a town
Some people love to climb and proudly fear not
But I don't like to venture where there's beer not